*The Rogue Cheddar*
6-26-10 Edition 10

PERSON 1: Hey there, Person 2.
PERSON 2: ...
PERSON 1: Person 2?
PERSON 2: ...
PERSON 1: HELLO???
PERSON 2: I'minabossbattleshutup!
PERSON 1: What?
PERSON 2: ...
PERSON 1: Person 2, I didn't understand what you said.
PERSON 2: ...
PERSON 1: Person 2, are you mad at me? Stop ignoring me. HEY!
PERSON 2: AAAARRRG!!!!!
PERSON 1: What?
PERSON 2: Fine, you just made me lose! HAPPY?!
PERSON 1: In a strangely satisfied way...yes. Can I play now?
PERSON 2: Ahaha-no.
PERSON 1: Aww...

ADELAIDE: Cue the theme song!

*Theme song*
--sung to the tune of meowmix cat food:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuVHCJVYf4

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cheese cheese (building)
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ADELAIDE: It's the Rogue Cheddar with News for your Noodle!

*applause*

ADELAIDE: Yes, it's everyone's favorite unreliable, unpredictable-
FOLKS: Redundant!
ADELAIDE: incorrigible news broadcast! We have a special guest with us today, Mr. Hermy Nog, who will show up occasionally in our broadcasts for unknown reasons.
NOG: Is gud be heer-
ADELAIDE: But it is not yet his time to talk, so he shall sit quietly until his section.
NOG: Aww.
ADELAIDE: There is tons of news!


Official News

Next Week = a Billion Updates

ADELAIDE: Feedback Friday revealed tons of new things coming next week, including the new level in the King's Gauntlet, an update for the lower-ranking players with new mice, marketplace updates, plus updates in the near future, including Zugzwang's Tower, a way to get stale cheese, weekend events, and plenty other goodies to satisfy you mangy goodie-mongering mongrels.

NOG: Is mah turn yet?
ADELAIDE: No, shut up.
FOLKS: Yeah, shut up!
ADELAIDE: Folks, you shut up too.
FOLKS: Meanie.


ADELAIDE: The Rogue Cheddar would now like to give a shameless plug to a weird-yet-awesome group.
NOG: Adewade, I wants mah turn, plees. I do gud job, let me plug shamelessly for the Rogue Cheesedar.
ADELAIDE: What do you think, folks, should we let Mr. Nog have his section now?
FOLKS: He can't do much harm. Just look at that face.
NOG: Pleees?
ADELAIDE: Weeeeeeell...ok. Take it away, Mr. Nog.


Official Nog Section

NOG: Good afternoon my constituents, 'tis I, Sir Humbert Nog the III. I am here to inform thee of news from the upper-class underworld.
ADELAIDE: Wait, since when does Mr. Nog talk like an aristocrat?
FOLKS: I don't know...it's creeping me out!
NOG: Hey, this is my section, wait your turn.
ADELAIDE: Sorry, Sir Nog.
NOG: Indeed. Now, where were we, my people? Ah yes, a shameless plug. MouseHunt University is a new society where hunters come to learn. There's a generous amount of student loans and SuperBrie sales, competitions, and advice from some of the best teachers MouseHunt has to offer. I myself am on the professorial board. One of the directors, Emily Reece, is a staunch Rogue Cheddar supporter. Naturally, we thank her for her love. Right, Adelaide?
ADELAIDE: ...
NOG: Miss Adelaide?
ADELAIDE: ...Right, Sir Nog the II.
NOG: Actually, it's the III. But that is immaterial. Here is the group and so ends my section: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=132615760097622&ref=ts


ADELAIDE: Finally. I thought it would never end.
NOG: You no like eet?
FOLKS: If I may be so bold, Mr. Nog...you have a split personality disorder.
NOG: Teehee, sounds yum yum.
ADELAIDE: Moving on!


ADELAIDE: One thing we forgot to mention during the Official News was that in Feedback Friday, the Devs announced that off-site boards are coming. This will affect many things, including the difficulties people have posting and reading threads on the current boards, where people read their news, whose voices are the loudest on updates, and many others. The Rogue Cheddar is unsure how this will turn out, since many people pop on to MH, sound the horn, quickly browse the forums, then sign off. Who knows whether they will be willing to go off-site to do the same. We'll see what happens.


ADELAIDE: The Rogue Cheddar would now like to challenge its listeners to a task!

*gasp*

ADELAIDE: Yes! I have been breathing deeply for a while, and I began wondering what sorts of smells other people have in their houses. The Rogue Cheddar is curious whether houses around the world can possess the same smells, smells that link us all together as nose-adorned humans. I made a list of all the distinct smells in my house.

Official List of Smells in Adelaide's House

1. Leather Couch Smell
2. Four Hundred Scented Candles Smell
3. Dog Smell
4. Rich Coffee Smell
5. Old Book Smell
6. Leafy Plant Smell
7. Maple Syrup Smell
8. Laundry Smell
9. Fruity Smell (I don't know where it's coming from!)
10. Pledge Furniture Polish

ADELAIDE: We would love to hear about the smells in your house. If you have a stinky house, we will be content to hear of your favourite smells instead. Next edition we will probably want to know about sounds, so keep your ears peeled (or 'pealed', depending on if you like puns) for new sounds!
FOLKS: My house smells like yogurt!
ADELAIDE: YOU smell like yogurt!
FOLKS: Yum.


ADELAIDE: The Rogue Cheddar would like to end with a word from our sponsor, Cheese. Cue the cheese music!

*cheese music*

ADELAIDE: There are more cheeses in the world than beggars in the Newcomers' Lounge! That's a lot of cheese! For your learning pleasure, we would like to introduce you to different types of cheeses, one curd at a time.
Today's cheese is Emmental!
Emmental: a hard Swiss cheese with a fruity taste. Eat it with a glass of wine!

ADELAIDE: If I had an unmatched sock for every cheese I can name, I'd have to look in my sock drawer. How many cheeses can you name? If your cheese knowledge is lacking, stay posted for the Rogue Cheddar; each broadcast will introduce you to a new cheese! Folks, tell 'em about our fan page!
FOLKS: Check out our fan page! http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Rogue-Cheddar/133728576643259?ref=ts
ADELAIDE: Sir Nog the III, it was a pleasure having you.
NOG: Was fun. Lots fun. Yay!
ADELAIDE: Until next time! Stay cheesy, my friends!